From b8b525b213e6256513dce8ef20aa82889b4a63c2 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Frederick Yin Date: Thu, 23 Apr 2020 19:56:10 +0800 Subject: Initial commit Custom alabaster theme 3 blogposts and 2 metaposts Deployment script --- docs/index.md | 5 +++++ 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+) create mode 100644 docs/index.md (limited to 'docs/index.md') diff --git a/docs/index.md b/docs/index.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ee1b9ea --- /dev/null +++ b/docs/index.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +# You are in the wrong place. Leave. + +Why are you here? Are you here because you wanna "learn more" about me, you creep? Or you wanna know some metadata? Go to [the meta page](/meta). Nobody should be checking the index page; I put it in here merely because this damn thing navigates with hashes and it won't let me update if I don't include the index. I would never share the index page of my blog. If you are here to check for updates, you have done something **monumentally wrong**. There is no such thing called an "update". This is a mere archive of textual rant and thonks that would otherwise be unfit in a comic. If I ever wanted you to read an article of mine, I would attach the entire path to it. Under and only under this circumstance should you check my "blog". + +Oh, you're not leaving. Good. I wish I could just put `` here so that the webpage would end, but you would just hit devtools and read the source. As to the non-tech-savvy audience, they would just hit refresh ever so frantically wondering what the heck is up with their internet. You may not proceed. Leave immediately. Leave before the `

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