From f8dfd4c6a887d3c7e7a8e53088bbda9454112a0d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Frederick Yin <fkfd@fkfd.me>
Date: Tue, 6 Jun 2023 17:24:23 +0800
Subject: shitpost/haiku_2: Add four haikus

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 docs/shitpost/haiku_2.md | 20 ++++++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 20 insertions(+)

(limited to 'docs/shitpost')

diff --git a/docs/shitpost/haiku_2.md b/docs/shitpost/haiku_2.md
index db3bd00..fffee3f 100644
--- a/docs/shitpost/haiku_2.md
+++ b/docs/shitpost/haiku_2.md
@@ -6,3 +6,23 @@
 What have I achieved thus far?  
 I aged one more week
 
+2023-06-06
+
+> To be useful is  
+To be used by someone else  
+Better be useless
+
+> In 2040,  
+You will charge your EV with  
+USB-PD
+
+After letting them sit in my notes for months, I finally sublimated the
+following obscene ideas into pure forms of art.
+
+> Cows in ISS  
+Drink recycled piss to make  
+Milk for astronauts
+
+> Fisher and Pearson  
+Are fathers of statistics?  
+Did they have gay sex?
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