# Haiku collection

This is a collection of haiku I composed on February 19, 2020, published on mastodon.technology. See [thread](https://mastodon.technology/@fakefred/103683337253008138).

## Printer

I do not have the  
Slightest fucking intention  
To fix that printer

Background: my inkjet jammed up.

## Arch in a Nutshell

What goes wrong if I  
`sudo pacman -Syu`?  
Google "Arch rollback"

How to read:

- `-Syu` is pronounced "S Y U".

## Python

```
#!/usr/bin/python
# what if it gets self-aware?
raise SystemExit
```

How to read:

- `#!/usr/bin/python`: "user bin python"
- `#` is silenced

## Paccache

`$ sudo paccache -r`  
20 gigas freed from disk  
very delighted