# Haiku collection 2

2022-07-16

> Another week's passed  
What have I achieved thus far?  
I aged one more week

2023-06-06

> To be useful is  
To be used by someone else  
Better be useless

> In 2040,  
You will charge your EV with  
USB-PD

After letting them sit in my notes for months, I finally sublimated the
following obscene ideas into pure forms of art.

> Cows in ISS  
Drink recycled piss to make  
Milk for astronauts

> Fisher and Pearson  
Are fathers of statistics?  
Did they have gay sex?

2023-07-04

> "Violence is never…"  
Shut the fuck up, centralist  
Let me punch Nazis