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+# Haiku collection
+
+This is a collection of haiku I composed on February 19, 2020, published on mastodon.technology. See [thread](https://mastodon.technology/@fakefred/103683337253008138).
+
+## Printer
+
+I do not have the
+Slightest fucking intention
+To fix that printer
+
+Background: my inkjet jammed up.
+
+## Arch in a Nutshell
+
+What goes wrong if I
+`sudo pacman -Syu`?
+Google "Arch rollback"
+
+How to read:
+
+- `-Syu` is pronounced "S Y U".
+
+## Python
+
+```
+#!/usr/bin/python
+# what if it gets self-aware?
+raise SystemExit
+```
+
+How to read:
+
+- `#!/usr/bin/python`: "user bin python"
+- `#` is silenced
+
+## Paccache
+
+`$ sudo paccache -r`
+20 gigas freed from disk
+very delighted
+