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+# Playlist to put on on my deathbed
+
+2023-03-11
+
+Memorandum provided without context and subject to revision without
+notice. But seriously these are good songs.
+
+- Wake Me Up When September Ends
+- Kitchen Sink
+- Demolition Lovers
+- Choker
+- Bohemian Rhapsody
+- Ode To Sleep
+- House Of Gold
+- Car Radio
+- Taxi Cab
+- Street Spirit (Fade Out)
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@@ -8,22 +8,26 @@ Now I play:
 
 - bass
 - ukulele
+- a midi keyboard, if you even consider it an instrument
 
 <details markdown="1">
 
 <summary>Click to expand infodump on how I got into music</summary>
 
 I was not raised a music person. As a young kid I had near zero exposure
-to formal music education. Once my parents picked up a synth for me at our
-local supermarket in hope I might amount to something. I never did. Sorry
-mom and dad :(
+to formal music education. We would listen to Mandopop and Cantopop, and
+mom would hum tunes while she did dishes, but that was it.
+
+There was once my parents picked up a 88-key keyboard for me at our local
+supermarket in hope I might amount to something. I never did. Sorry mom
+and dad :(
 
 In sixth grade I joined a brass band as a percussionist (that was before
 I wore braces; the conductor looked at my teeth and said "nyeh"). For most
-of my band career I was in charge of the bass drum, but I did learn the
-snare drum, the timpani, and the drum kit a lil bit. My favorite
-performance however was Takarajima, where I played the agogo (the soul of
-this musical number, despite being just one bar over and over again).
+of my band career I was in charge of the bass drum and the drum kit, but
+I did learn the timpani and a lil bit. My favorite performance however was
+Takarajima, where I played the agogo (the soul of this musical number,
+despite being just one bar over and over again).
 
 As a side effect, a disadvantage I had to all the other band kids was that
 I can't really read pitch, only rhythm. I did not know what a Bb minor
@@ -59,27 +63,37 @@ it with me across the ocean. Instead, I will buy a Squier that costs about
 the same. (I know it makes no real difference, but I kinda prefer the
 Telecaster-style headstock that has all pegs on one side.)
 
+!["Charcoal frost metallic" (grey and black) PJ bass in mint
+condition](img/index/squier.jpg)
+
 </details>
 
-Here is a list of music I made, in reverse chronological order.
+## My music
 
-## [Early Sunsets Over Monroeville](early-sunsets-over-monroeville.md)
+Here is a list of music I made, most recent first.
 
-![Editor window in Ardour DAW](img/early_sunsets_over_monroeville/editor.png)
+### [This Song Will Uncure Your Depression](uncure-your-depression.md)
 
-I recorded the ukulele, did the vocals, and mixed them in Ardour. Result
-is an acoustic cover of "Early Sunsets Over Monroeville".
+![Album cover. Glass with residues of glued flyers. Title "this song will
+uncure your depression" and artist "Frederick Yin" handwritten in
+beige](img/uncure-your-depression/album-cover.jpg)
+
+My first attempt at actual composition. Involves synthesized equipments,
+bass, rapping, singing, and samples.
 
-## Choker
+### Choker
 
 I recorded this with my friend Ryan in August 2023 but I haven't got
 around to writing a blogpost
 
-## [This Song Will Uncure Your Depression](uncure-your-depression.md)
+### [Early Sunsets Over Monroeville](early-sunsets-over-monroeville.md)
 
-![Album cover. Glass with residues of glued flyers. Title "this song will
-uncure your depression" and artist "Frederick Yin" handwritten in
-beige](img/uncure-your-depression/album-cover.jpg)
+![Editor window in Ardour DAW](img/early_sunsets_over_monroeville/editor.png)
 
-My first attempt at actual composition. Involves synthesized equipments,
-bass, rapping, singing, and samples.
+I recorded the ukulele, did the vocals, and mixed them in Ardour. Result
+is an acoustic cover of "Early Sunsets Over Monroeville".
+
+## Not my music
+
+- [Review of My Chemical Romance discography](mcr_discog_review.md)
+- [Playlist to put on on my deathbed](deathbed_playlist.md)
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+# Review of My Chemical Romance discography
+
+Review of MCR discography, in the same order I listened to each album from
+start to finish for the first time. Expect diminishing neutrality.
+
+## The Black Parade
+
+First listen: late 2020 or early 2021, I don't remember
+
+General remarks: Formed my first impression of MCR: monochrome pop punk
+talking about death. Or living in pain. Never got the point of the Patient
+as deeply as the real fans do.
+
+Fav track: Sleep
+
+Close runners-up: This Is How I Disappear, Mama (these are two tracks if
+you're unaware)
+
+Track stuck in head for longest: Disenchanted
+
+## Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge
+
+First listen: June 2022
+
+General remarks: Another concept album but this time I got the idea. In
+fact just go to the Amazon HQ and start killing. There's never a shortage
+of evil men. Sounds homogeneous genre-wise (not necessarily a bad thing).
+
+What I like: Dynamics — angelic hums in Interlude, then immediately the
+heavy guitars in Thank You For The Venom. The time change in INTYWIDFAL.
+Also, only two songs are named after a chorus line.
+
+Fav track: I Never Told You What I Do For A Living
+
+Fav line: And we all dance along to the tune of your death (I, for one, am
+certaining anticipating the tune of the death of certain people whose
+names my lawyer advised me not to elaborate)
+
+Close runner-up: The Ghost Of You
+
+Track stuck in head for longest: Cemetery Drive
+
+## Danger Days
+
+First listen: August 2022
+
+General remarks: _Another_ concept album? This time the lore goes as far
+as comic books, which I never read. To summarize, band fights evil
+corporation with laser weapons.
+
+What I like: Lots of mixed genres this time, and I'm glad they took
+a break from dark sounds.
+
+What I don't: This time 9 songs are named the easy way.
+
+Fav track to sing: Summertime (only song playable on ukulele)
+
+Fav line: Terrfied of what I'd be / as a kid from what I've seen / every
+single day when people try / and put the pieces back together / just to
+smash them down
+
+Fav track to listen to: Bulletproof Heart (extremely relatable)
+
+Track stuck in head for longest: The Kids From Yesterday
+
+## I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love
+
+First listen: September 2022
+
+General remarks: As with most debut albums, it didn't grow on me until
+a couple listens. I'm in a phase where I'd pick select tracks to listen to
+at will.
+
+January 2023 update: now I put on the entire record daily.
+
+What I like: Tempo changes! I wish they had more of them in later albums.
+Also the way Drowning Lessons has an outro, and Demolition Lovers is
+broken in half.
+
+What I don't: One, it's underproduced; two, Gerard's lines often consist
+of a bunch of half notes or quarter notes in succession (example: all but
+the last word in this line: We walk in single file / we light our rails
+/ and punch our time / ride escalators colder than a cell), and eight
+words in, this begins to sound monotonic.
+
+Fav track: Demolition Lovers (this started all the Three Cheers lore
+didn't it)
+
+Close runner-up: Early Sunsets Over Monroeville
+
+Remarks on ESOM: This song goes HARD. The first verse is all fun and games
+like "late dawns and early sunsets" and "holding hands and life was
+perfect" but by chorus it was shit like "before I pull this trigger" and
+"there's a corpse in my bed". Can't wait to recommend to people I hate.
+
+Track stuck in head for longest: also Demolition Lovers
+
+Misheard lyrics: "dressed in red and blue ice cream" where it should be "I
+squeezed" and "ice cream and roses fall at your feet" where it should be
+"rice grains"
+
+## Conventional Weapons
+
+First listen: October 2022
+
+General remarks: Well, I sure am glad MCR shelved these songs in favor of
+what is now Danger Days.
+
+Conventional Weapons is like No Phun Intended by Tyler Joseph in many
+ways, including how they reused some of its lyrics.
+
+What I like: Gerard's voice is crystal clear in many tracks.
+
+What I don't: Too much repetition, and there are artifacts of monotonic
+quarter notes from Bullets. Also some lyrics sound rhymed for rhymes'
+sake.
+
+Fav track: The World Is Ugly
+
+Misheard lyrics: "I wanna suicide, get my gun" where it should be "As soon
+as I get my gun". Truly horrifying misunderstanding.
+
+## Bonus mention: The Foundations of Decay
+
+First listen: May 2022
+
+General remarks: Just imagine how the real fans reacted. First song in
+8 years?! I hear it's categorized "progressive rock", but because the only
+other progressive rock song I've ever heard is Bohemian Rhapsody, the only
+conclusion I can draw is that all progressive rock songs are exactly
+6 minutes long.
+
+What I like: This song leaves a _lot_ to be anticipated. It's like
+a fragment of a map. Let's wait till MCR releases their fifth album.
+
+What I don't: "And so he gets to die a saint but she will always be the
+whore" ← like, _which_ she? This sounds sus out of context (I say this
+because I don't get the context).