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 # You are in the wrong place. Leave.
 
-Why are you here? Are you here because you wanna "learn more" about me, you creep? Or you wanna know some metadata? Go to [the meta page](/meta). Nobody should be checking the index page; I put it in here merely because this damn thing navigates with hashes and it won't let me update if I don't include the index. I would never share the index page of my blog. If you are here to check for updates, you have done something **monumentally wrong**. There is no such thing called an "update". This is a mere archive of textual rant and thonks that would otherwise be unfit in a comic. If I ever wanted you to read an article of mine, I would attach the entire path to it. Under and only under this circumstance should you check my "blog".
+Why are you here? Are you here because you wanna "learn more" about me, you creep? Or you wanna know some metadata? Go to [the meta page](/meta). Nobody should be checking the index page; I put it here merely because this damn thing won't let me update if I don't include it. I would never share the index page of my blog. If you are here to check for updates, you have done something **monumentally wrong**. There is no such thing called an "update". This is a mere archive of textual rant and thonks that would otherwise be unfit in a comic. If I ever wanted you to read an article of mine, I would attach the entire path to it. Under and only under this circumstance should you check my "blog".
 
 Oh, you're not leaving. Good. I wish I could just put `</body>` here so that the webpage would end, but you would just hit devtools and read the source. As to the non-tech-savvy audience, they would just hit refresh ever so frantically wondering what the heck is up with their internet. You may not proceed. Leave immediately. Leave before the `</p>`. This is a threat.