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+# Debunking the "fake moon landing" conspiracy theory
+
+2021-01-18
+
+Some people think that what Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin did in 1969 was
+a "fake moon landing". However, there's no way this is true. The moon, as
+we see at night, is actually a spherical lump of rock. It looks small only
+because it's far away from us. In fact, it is 1737km in radius and
+7.342e19t in mass, both much larger and heavier than anything humans
+have made. Despite the United States' unsurpassable power in engineering
+amidst the Cold War, it was impossible for NASA to build a fake moon
+identical to the real one in dimension, let alone quietly propel it into
+the orbit where the latter belongs without the Soviet Union noticing. They
+would only have a few hours' window in which to perform the manipulations,
+before the sun sets in USSR. This is as practical as trying to escape an
+earthquake on a segway. Therefore, what the pioneers landed on fifty
+years ago was *the* real moon, not a fake one.
+
+Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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+# Haiku collection
+
+This is a collection of haiku I composed on February 19, 2020, published on mastodon.technology. See [thread](https://mastodon.technology/@fakefred/103683337253008138).
+
+## Printer
+
+Background: my inkjet jammed up.
+
+>I do not have the  
+Slightest fucking intention  
+To fix that printer
+
+## Arch in a Nutshell
+
+This one is my favorite. `-Syu` is pronounced "S Y U".
+
+> What goes wrong if I  
+`sudo pacman -Syu`?  
+Google "Arch rollback"
+
+## Python
+
+```
+#!/usr/bin/python
+# what if it gets self-aware?
+raise SystemExit
+```
+
+How to read:
+
+- `#!/usr/bin/python`: "user bin python"
+- `#` is silenced
+
+## Paccache
+
+This is a real story.
+
+> `$ sudo paccache -r`  
+20 gigas freed from disk  
+very delighted  
+
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+# Shitposts
+
+Based on the fact you're looking at my shitposts and not anything of
+value, I know you are very bored. You may attempt but miserably fail to
+entertain yourself with one or more of the following shitposts in the
+precious time you could've spent more wisely elsewhere:
+
+- [Debunking the "fake moon landing" conspiracy theory](fake_moon_landing)
+- [Haiku collection](haiku)
+- [Rousseau and Schopenhauer walk into a bar](rousseau_and_schopenhauer)
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+# Rousseau and Schopenhauer walk into a bar
+
+2020-10-02
+
+Rousseau and Schopenhauer walk into a bar. Both order a whiskey. “Say
+Rousseau,” the tender asks, “how’s your kids doin’ in the orphanage?”
+
+Rousseau gets mad, says, “I had no choice back then! How else could I have
+time to develop my theories in child education?”
+
+“Hey Schopenhauer,” the tender leans to him and asks, “heard ya hooked up
+some hot whore last night, huh?”
+
+Schopenhauer gets mad, says, “I’m still a virgin, man! That can’t even be
+called sex. I had to pull it out halfway to meet the deadline. Spent the
+rest of the night finishing Thirty Reasons Why Women Suck.”
+
+Rousseau happens to finish his whiskey, slams his glass on the counter,
+turns to the bartender. “Why you prick keep judgin’ us?”
+
+“Naaaah”, the tender shrugs and says, “I’m totally not disrespecting you
+philosophers! I justlike to taunt them from time to time.”