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# Rousseau and Schopenhauer walk into a bar
2020-10-02
Rousseau and Schopenhauer walk into a bar. Both order a whiskey. “Say
Rousseau,” the tender asks, “how’s your kids doin’ in the orphanage?”
Rousseau gets mad, says, “I had no choice back then! How else could I have
time to develop my theories in child education?”
“Hey Schopenhauer,” the tender leans to him and asks, “heard ya hooked up
some hot whore last night, huh?”
Schopenhauer gets mad, says, “I’m still a virgin, man! That can’t even be
called sex. I had to pull it out halfway to meet the deadline. Spent the
rest of the night finishing Thirty Reasons Why Women Suck.”
Rousseau happens to finish his whiskey, slams his glass on the counter,
turns to the bartender. “Why you prick keep judgin’ us?”
“Naaaah”, the tender shrugs and says, “I’m totally not disrespecting you
philosophers! I justlike to taunt them from time to time.”
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