diff options
author | Frederick Yin <fkfd@fkfd.me> | 2022-01-07 22:46:24 +0800 |
---|---|---|
committer | Frederick Yin <fkfd@fkfd.me> | 2022-01-07 22:46:24 +0800 |
commit | 6f3ee2326bde11350639eb8c1b0bb6be4deef791 (patch) | |
tree | b8579131cb2c14a5a1a97fa7a5d292a485c8e9ba /docs/shitpost/rousseau_and_schopenhauer.md | |
parent | 0c8873dc7d799304e8794d127782a42566b0c57d (diff) |
Reorganize all past blogposts
Diffstat (limited to 'docs/shitpost/rousseau_and_schopenhauer.md')
-rw-r--r-- | docs/shitpost/rousseau_and_schopenhauer.md | 22 |
1 files changed, 22 insertions, 0 deletions
diff --git a/docs/shitpost/rousseau_and_schopenhauer.md b/docs/shitpost/rousseau_and_schopenhauer.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0003518 --- /dev/null +++ b/docs/shitpost/rousseau_and_schopenhauer.md @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +# Rousseau and Schopenhauer walk into a bar + +2020-10-02 + +Rousseau and Schopenhauer walk into a bar. Both order a whiskey. “Say +Rousseau,” the tender asks, “how’s your kids doin’ in the orphanage?” + +Rousseau gets mad, says, “I had no choice back then! How else could I have +time to develop my theories in child education?” + +“Hey Schopenhauer,” the tender leans to him and asks, “heard ya hooked up +some hot whore last night, huh?” + +Schopenhauer gets mad, says, “I’m still a virgin, man! That can’t even be +called sex. I had to pull it out halfway to meet the deadline. Spent the +rest of the night finishing Thirty Reasons Why Women Suck.” + +Rousseau happens to finish his whiskey, slams his glass on the counter, +turns to the bartender. “Why you prick keep judgin’ us?” + +“Naaaah”, the tender shrugs and says, “I’m totally not disrespecting you +philosophers! I justlike to taunt them from time to time.” |