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+# Rousseau and Schopenhauer walk into a bar
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+2020-10-02
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+Rousseau and Schopenhauer walk into a bar. Both order a whiskey. “Say
+Rousseau,” the tender asks, “how’s your kids doin’ in the orphanage?”
+
+Rousseau gets mad, says, “I had no choice back then! How else could I have
+time to develop my theories in child education?”
+
+“Hey Schopenhauer,” the tender leans to him and asks, “heard ya hooked up
+some hot whore last night, huh?”
+
+Schopenhauer gets mad, says, “I’m still a virgin, man! That can’t even be
+called sex. I had to pull it out halfway to meet the deadline. Spent the
+rest of the night finishing Thirty Reasons Why Women Suck.”
+
+Rousseau happens to finish his whiskey, slams his glass on the counter,
+turns to the bartender. “Why you prick keep judgin’ us?”
+
+“Naaaah”, the tender shrugs and says, “I’m totally not disrespecting you
+philosophers! I justlike to taunt them from time to time.”