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+# Haiku collection 3
+
+2025-01-08
+
+> Sine of theta one  
+> Speed of light is not constant  
+> Sine of theta two
+
+2025-01-09
+
+> 2025  
+> That we're still alive is an  
+> Argument against god
+
+2025-01-12
+
+> Getting annoyed by  
+> Beeping, squeaking computers  
+> Is my fun hobby
+
+2025-01-15
+
+> Yo, everybody  
+> Gangsta till they wake up and  
+> Project 1 is due
+
+2025-01-19
+
+> Little Red Book? No,  
+> That was fifty years ago  
+> We made a mistake
+
+2025-01-25
+
+> Cats are to dogs as  
+> Apples are to oranges  
+> Apples are better
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@@ -15,3 +15,4 @@ precious time you could've spent more wisely elsewhere:
 - [Cringiest song I've ever heard](cringiest_song.md)
 - [If Academia Worked Like Music](if_academia_worked_like_music.md)
 - [Fedi Shitpost Compilation](./fedi_shitpost.md)
+- [Haiku collection 3](haiku_3.md)
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@@ -147,3 +147,115 @@ which never happens. Anyway, in the second hour, I demonstrated the
 image-over-BLE feature, which resulted in various chaotic images. Two of
 such images were shared with Rix, who responded with "What the fuck".
 I consider this an approval.
+
+## “I am a furry now. Cope.”
+
+On 2025-01-23, I finally came out as a furry to folks in the creative
+writing group. I've been planning to do that since the day I showed them
+the [GERMAN 231 Zine](./f24_deutsch.md#zine), but it would have been
+unoriginal if I just told them. Cue the LCB.
+
+I made the slides below (six preamble slides not shown), converted them to
+LCB format, and flashed them in.
+
+![Slide deck (see transcript below)](img/w25_journal/cwg-furry-slides.png)
+
+<details markdown="1">
+<summary>Transcript</summary>
+
+Slide 7
+
+Recap: Zine from 231
+
+- 5 anthropomorphic animals depicted
+- 2 depictions of myself as an animal
+
+Fig 1. Illustrations from my Zine.
+
+Slide 8
+
+- “[Pelz und Pfoten] sind […] toller als die Haut und Hände”: should raise eyebrows
+
+Slide 9
+
+[Intentionally sloppy Word Art] IIMPORTTANT personality update
+
+Slide 10
+
+I am a furry now
+
+- cope
+
+Slide 11
+
+- Actually since last September
+- \>160 members in student org
+- Self-describe as “spiritual furry” with so-called “financial responsibility”
+- $ 51.66 spent to date
+
+Slide 12
+
+- Fursona: Mosfet
+- Black cat
+- Sounds familiar?
+- [partner] is also furry, causality unknown
+
+Fig 2. Depiction of my fursona.
+
+Slide 13
+
+50% of my total creative energy will be diverted to This Stupid Cat
+
+[Intentionally bad chart] Fig 3. Pie chart that shows 50% of my total creative energy being diverted to This Stupid Cat
+
+Slide 14
+
+Flyer Spammers Task Force
+
+- Spammed 8 buildings on North
+- 4 on Central
+
+Fig 4. Poster design for furry club. Credit: Rix.
+
+Slide 15
+
+[Intentionally sloppy Word Art] thakn you for listebibng
+
+Fragen  
+DAZU?
+
+</details>
+
+Everyone loved that. Favorite segment of conversation:
+
+Me: [on slide 11] Any questions?
+
+Laura: Let me guess. Cat.
+
+Me: [flips to slide 12]
+
+## Thicc Racc
+
+On 2025-01-24, I was doing a prelab when I randomly decided to check if
+they got UMix that night, just like the Wing Snob night, and they did.
+What's better, it was on North Campus, so I don't even need to take the
+bus.
+
+The event promised free food and make-your-own-plush. Hmm.
+
+I got there ~10 minutes early, and half a hundred people were already
+queuing up. When the time comes, I followed them into the plushie room.
+Everyone loves plushies.
+
+Four designs were available: Owl, llama, blue dragon, and raccoon. All of
+them are hella cute. But I just couldn't resist the fluffy tail of the
+raccoon.
+
+I was given a bag of polyfill to stuff the raccoon with. I was so
+inefficient that any factory would fire me. I also messed up the zipper
+thing. Anyway, say hello to Crispy:
+
+![Raccoon plush ~15 cm wide](img/w25_journal/crispy.jpg)
+
+I'm not saying having one more plushie magically solves all problems, but
+hear me out,,,