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# Haiku collection

This is a collection of haiku I composed on February 19, 2020, published on mastodon.technology. See [thread](https://mastodon.technology/@fakefred/103683337253008138).

## Printer

Background: my inkjet jammed up.

>I do not have the  
Slightest fucking intention  
To fix that printer

## Arch in a Nutshell

This one is my favorite. `-Syu` is pronounced "S Y U".

> What goes wrong if I  
`sudo pacman -Syu`?  
Google "Arch rollback"

## Python

```
#!/usr/bin/python
# what if it gets self-aware?
raise SystemExit
```

How to read:

- `#!/usr/bin/python`: "user bin python"
- `#` is silenced

## Paccache

This is a real story.

> `$ sudo paccache -r`  
20 gigas freed from disk  
very delighted