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# Haiku collection
This is a collection of haiku I composed on February 19, 2020, published on mastodon.technology. See [thread](https://mastodon.technology/@fakefred/103683337253008138).
## Printer
Background: my inkjet jammed up.
>I do not have the
Slightest fucking intention
To fix that printer
## Arch in a Nutshell
This one is my favorite. `-Syu` is pronounced "S Y U".
> What goes wrong if I
`sudo pacman -Syu`?
Google "Arch rollback"
## Python
```
#!/usr/bin/python
# what if it gets self-aware?
raise SystemExit
```
How to read:
- `#!/usr/bin/python`: "user bin python"
- `#` is silenced
## Paccache
This is a real story.
> `$ sudo paccache -r`
20 gigas freed from disk
very delighted
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