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+# Debunking the "fake moon landing" conspiracy theory
+
+2021-01-18
+
+Some people think that what Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin did in 1969 was
+a "fake moon landing". However, there's no way this is true. The moon, as
+we see at night, is actually a spherical lump of rock. It looks small only
+because it's far away from us. In fact, it is 1737km in radius and
+7.342e19t in mass, both much larger and heavier than anything humans
+have made. Despite the United States' unsurpassable power in engineering
+amidst the Cold War, it was impossible for NASA to build a fake moon
+identical to the real one in dimension, let alone quietly propel it into
+the orbit where the latter belongs without the Soviet Union noticing. They
+would only have a few hours' window in which to perform the manipulations,
+before the sun sets in USSR. This is as practical as trying to escape an
+earthquake on a segway. Therefore, what the pioneers landed on fifty
+years ago was *the* real moon, not a fake one.
+
+Thank you for coming to my TED talk.