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+# Extreme Boredom Has Driven Me Into Playing Pokemon Sword
+
+2022-03-13
+
+Context: Extreme boredom in quarantine has driven me into playing Pokemon
+Sword my cousin gave me last summer. Here are some quotes of mine as
+I progress.
+
+- "I wonder what PETA has to say about the Pokemon franchise"
+- "Haha die die die mfer"
+- "Huh, they're right, Scorbunny's face *really* does look like someone
+  just slapped on a piece of cheddar cheese"
+- "You are a fucking student. Why are you out here training your
+  pokemon?"
+- "NOOOO THIS IS A FUCKING MINE IDIOT THERE COULD BE FLAMMABLE GASES WHAT
+  THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU'RE A MINER YOU OUGHTTA KNOW THAT"
+- "You don't need to wear a surgery suit to convince me you're a doctor."
+- "Ugh, again?"
+- "Listen Yamper, you're a dog. Why do you have to learn how to bite"
+- "oh fucj all my pokemon are ded"
+- "hmm. perhaps i can train my pokemon in the wild until they reach lv 30
+  and ill be invincible"
+- "wait no that's boring"
+- "I should probably do some real work"
+- "Power plant for the entire Galar? No listen the carbon dioxide emission
+  from all the pokemon we have trained and all the dynamax shit has
+  probably exceeded the amount of the world's fossil fuel emissions
+  combined. You could save yourself a buttload of money and trouble if you
+  just stick to nuclear plants, solar panels and wind farms. Also, your
+  company really sounds like a scam."
+- "Don't solve with work what you can solve with money"
+- "Why is the prize always a multiple of 3?"
+- "Oh wait nvm this one's 2560"
+- "hhhhhh loot"
+- "Holy shit where'd the squirrel come from"
+- "Fuck you Bede"
+- "At least hire someone who's better at graffiti than you if you really
+  wanna vandalize the historical site so much"
+- "Oh wait Bede is a guy? I thought he was a granny who escaped from
+  a home for the retired"
+- "WHY ARE WE COMPETING HERE DIDNT YOU JUST SAY THIS IS A FUCKING
+  HISTORICAL SITE"
+- "Wait... not a single move by my opponent's pokemon hurts my Pancham by
+  more than 10HP" *proceeds to heal all my other pokemon while opponent
+  tirelessly blow useless gas at Pancham*