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diff --git a/docs/shitpost/index.md b/docs/shitpost/index.md index fa0a6f0..97ba50b 100644 --- a/docs/shitpost/index.md +++ b/docs/shitpost/index.md @@ -8,3 +8,4 @@ precious time you could've spent more wisely elsewhere: - [Debunking the "fake moon landing" conspiracy theory](fake_moon_landing) - [Haiku collection](haiku) - [Rousseau and Schopenhauer walk into a bar](rousseau_and_schopenhauer) +- [Extreme Boredom Has Driven Me Into Playing Pokemon Sword](pokemon_sword) diff --git a/docs/shitpost/pokemon_sword.md b/docs/shitpost/pokemon_sword.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6677d9c --- /dev/null +++ b/docs/shitpost/pokemon_sword.md @@ -0,0 +1,45 @@ +# Extreme Boredom Has Driven Me Into Playing Pokemon Sword + +2022-03-13 + +Context: Extreme boredom in quarantine has driven me into playing Pokemon +Sword my cousin gave me last summer. Here are some quotes of mine as +I progress. + +- "I wonder what PETA has to say about the Pokemon franchise" +- "Haha die die die mfer" +- "Huh, they're right, Scorbunny's face *really* does look like someone + just slapped on a piece of cheddar cheese" +- "You are a fucking student. Why are you out here training your + pokemon?" +- "NOOOO THIS IS A FUCKING MINE IDIOT THERE COULD BE FLAMMABLE GASES WHAT + THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU'RE A MINER YOU OUGHTTA KNOW THAT" +- "You don't need to wear a surgery suit to convince me you're a doctor." +- "Ugh, again?" +- "Listen Yamper, you're a dog. Why do you have to learn how to bite" +- "oh fucj all my pokemon are ded" +- "hmm. perhaps i can train my pokemon in the wild until they reach lv 30 + and ill be invincible" +- "wait no that's boring" +- "I should probably do some real work" +- "Power plant for the entire Galar? No listen the carbon dioxide emission + from all the pokemon we have trained and all the dynamax shit has + probably exceeded the amount of the world's fossil fuel emissions + combined. You could save yourself a buttload of money and trouble if you + just stick to nuclear plants, solar panels and wind farms. Also, your + company really sounds like a scam." +- "Don't solve with work what you can solve with money" +- "Why is the prize always a multiple of 3?" +- "Oh wait nvm this one's 2560" +- "hhhhhh loot" +- "Holy shit where'd the squirrel come from" +- "Fuck you Bede" +- "At least hire someone who's better at graffiti than you if you really + wanna vandalize the historical site so much" +- "Oh wait Bede is a guy? I thought he was a granny who escaped from + a home for the retired" +- "WHY ARE WE COMPETING HERE DIDNT YOU JUST SAY THIS IS A FUCKING + HISTORICAL SITE" +- "Wait... not a single move by my opponent's pokemon hurts my Pancham by + more than 10HP" *proceeds to heal all my other pokemon while opponent + tirelessly blow useless gas at Pancham* |