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# Haiku collection
This is a collection of haiku I composed on February 19, 2020, published on mastodon.technology. See [thread](https://mastodon.technology/@fakefred/103683337253008138).
## Printer
I do not have the
Slightest fucking intention
To fix that printer
Background: my inkjet jammed up.
## Arch in a Nutshell
What goes wrong if I
`sudo pacman -Syu`?
Google "Arch rollback"
How to read:
- `-Syu` is pronounced "S Y U".
## Python
```
#!/usr/bin/python
# what if it gets self-aware?
raise SystemExit
```
How to read:
- `#!/usr/bin/python`: "user bin python"
- `#` is silenced
## Paccache
`$ sudo paccache -r`
20 gigas freed from disk
very delighted
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