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+# Fedi Shitpost Compilation 2
+
+A sequel to [Fedi Shitpost Compilation](./fedi_shitpost.md)
+
+(Typesetting notes: if the first line is __bold__, then it is a mastodon
+feature called "content warning"; clicking it expands the rest of the
+post.)
+
+## 2024-07-25
+
+__what do you call a keyboard on a watergun?__
+
+squirty qwerty
+
+## 2024-08-10
+
+i had a dream I worked as a consultant for a company called the New Jersey
+Knife Company 💀💀💀
+
+## 2024-08-14
+
+assigned australian at perth
+
+## 2024-08-17
+
+I dreamt that the gay community invented a metric called "time not spent
+on looking for boy companionship" and youd be publicly shamed if it's too
+high
+
+## 2024-08-27
+
+furry ham operators ending contact be like
+
+colon three
+
+## 2024-08-30
+
+yall lied to me this is not shikanokonokonoko koshitantan
+
+[Attached: System Of A Down - Deer Dance (Official Audio)]
+
+## 2024-09-03
+
+__misheard lyrics__
+
+🎵 yeeeeeting seeeats is a pastime activityyyy 🎵
+
+## 2024-09-05
+
+__what do you call a color that doesn't exist?__
+
+a pigment of your imagination
+
+## 2024-09-06
+
+:blobcatno: cooking spaghetti
+
+:blobcatyes: waiting for libpasta to compile
+
+## 2024-09-06
+
+__Barbie's bf lost his job in new jersey.__
+
+he's now Hoboken.
+
+## 2024-09-07
+
+__furry convention name idea__
+
+hotel caniformia
+
+## 2024-09-17
+
+pseudorandom acts of kindness (all my altruistic behavior is the result of
+mersenne twister):
+
+## 2024-09-18
+
+she sapir on my cognitive abilities till i whorf
+
+## 2024-10-15
+
+__why did the journal reject the AI music paper?__
+
+it had a terrible baseline
+
+## 2024-10-19
+
+Rust is NOT memory-safe!! I learned it this january and forgot all of it!
+
+## 2024-10-23
+
+a man walked disapprovingly out of an IVF museum.
+
+"come on, that could have made my son!"
+
+## 2024-10-23
+
+dynamic memory in dance machines manufactured in east germany
+
+it's the DDR DDR DDR
+
+## 2024-10-24
+
+network failure 🤝 hate mail
+
+resent packet
+
+## 2024-10-24
+
+who named it "chemtrail" and not "farter jet"
+
+## 2024-10-25
+
+rustaceans can have a little interface, as a trait
+
+## 2024-10-26
+
+tired: christian library
+
+wired: biblary
+
+## 2024-10-30
+
+__how do i become a girl three times as fast__
+
+IEEE
+
+## 2024-11-02
+
+who named it "software bug" and not "putergeist"
+
+## 2024-11-04
+
+🎵 help me bowdlerize help me bowdlerize help me out🎵
+
+🎵 shakespeare and i we got a lot of problems🎵
+
+## 2024-11-05
+
+eee e eee e eee
+
+its a party at the usb
+
+## 2024-11-05
+
+correct horse battery staple
+
+voting complimentary werewolf swag
+
+## 2024-11-13
+
+taceau belle
+
+## 2024-11-13
+
+queer manicure? you mean bassist fingers?
+
+## 2024-11-14
+
+DIE Gabel? DAS Messer? DER Teller? my kitchen table is NOT a gender reveal
+party
+
+## 2024-11-22
+
+in my bedded room, straight up staying "it". by it, lets just say. haha,
+well. up late
+
+## 2024-11-24
+
+>plug in hdmi cable  
+>amdgpu: monitor? what monitor?  
+>plug in hdmi cable but the other way  
+>amdgpu: enjoy your Dell® Ultrasharp™ U2722DE
+
+electric engineering can't be real
+
+## 2024-11-24
+
+pronouncing "woke" like /ˌwəʊˈkeɪ/
+
+## 2024-11-28
+
+November 30 is the last day of NNN. it is called Wanksgiving
+
+## 2024-11-30
+
+Bluetooth Low Energy GYATT server
+
+## 2024-12-01
+
+__caps__
+
+[March 2024]  
+twenty one pilots: *release Next Semester*  
+me: I'm nowhere near cooked, this song is unrelatable
+
+[April 2024]  
+me: CAN'T CHANGE WHAT YOU'VE DONE START FRESH NEXT SEMESTER
+
+[August 2024]  
+me: ok last semester was torture i will start fresh on this one
+
+[December 2024]  
+me: CAN'T CHAN-
+
+## 2024-12-07
+
+planet telex when asteroid hemorrhoid enters the room:
+
+## 2024-12-11
+
+the epipen is mightier than the episword
+
+## 2024-12-16
+
+__cursed radio modulation__
+
+PSK (Polarization Shift Keying)
+
+## 2024-12-20
+
+stop self-deprecating language!
+
+instead of saying  
+"my existence is a joke"
+
+try saying  
+"i was born a comedian"
+
+## 2024-12-25
+
+Arsch Linux
+
+## 2024-12-26
+
+__i spilled spaghetti on a qwertz keyboard.__
+
+jetzt habe ich eine Pastatur.
+
+## 2024-12-27
+
+application/octet-stream? get on with the griftosphere. it's now called
+application/x-content
+
+## 2025-01-02
+
+:blobcatreeeeeee: the daily mail
+
+:blobcatgay: the daily male
+
+## 2025-01-08
+
+lgtm (looks gay to me)
+
+## 2025-01-11
+
+introducing IOMO (indifference of missing out)
+
+## 2025-01-18
+
+neurodivergent gnu/linux users starter pack
+
+- FreeADHD
+- LibreAutism
+
+## 2025-01-23
+
+Hot Magnetic Monopoles In Your Area
+
+## 2025-01-29
+
+i found a 0-click deanonymization attack that allows me to locate any
+internet user within a 6371 km radius
+
+## 2025-02-04
+
+cash is just treasury gift cards
+
+## 2025-02-06
+
+>buy code optimizations for time  
+>time ./a.out  
+>actually less time
+
+this is bullshit
+
+## 2025-02-17
+
+Zarathustra fans be like
+
+🔥🗣️ he spake
+
+## 2025-02-21
+
+bus driver been blasting gospel rock and all i hear is "jesus you wank me
+on my soul"
diff --git a/docs/shitpost/index.md b/docs/shitpost/index.md
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@@ -7,13 +7,14 @@ precious time you could've spent more wisely elsewhere:
 
 - [Debunking the "fake moon landing" conspiracy theory](fake_moon_landing.md)
 - [Haiku collection](haiku.md)
+    - [Haiku collection 2](haiku_2.md)
+    - [Haiku collection 3](haiku_3.md)
 - [Rousseau and Schopenhauer walk into a bar](rousseau_and_schopenhauer.md)
 - [Extreme Boredom Has Driven Me Into Playing Pokemon Sword](pokemon_sword.md)
 - [The Egg is Flat](flat_egg.md)
-- [Haiku collection 2](haiku_2.md)
 - [Writing A Blogpost Without Using Backspace](no_backspace.md)
 - [Cringiest song I've ever heard](cringiest_song.md)
 - [If Academia Worked Like Music](if_academia_worked_like_music.md)
 - [Fedi Shitpost Compilation](./fedi_shitpost.md)
-- [Haiku collection 3](haiku_3.md)
+    - [Fedi Shitpost Compilation 2](./fedi_shitpost_2.md)
 - [The House on Washington Heights](the_house_on_washington_hts.md)